Hey bald people, who do you think you're kidding with the Dicky Knee impersonations?? We know your bald, wearing a hat 24 hours a day is not fooling anyone. You're bald. Own it.
Don't get me wrong, I can't imagine losing one's hair is much fun, however it's far more disappointing to make the discovery that underneath that cute little hat is a comb-over. I mean if you had just embraced your baldness we wouldn't be so drastically disappointed when the hat comes off. What are you so afraid of? If you really care that much embrace your inner Warney and go and get new hair put in.
Whatever. Just take OFF the hat, it's night-time you fool.